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Horror Haikus II

Horror Haikus II

The rocker, Mother?
What a view from this window!
Oh, there’s the doorbell.

Wanton loneliness
Will end with the upcoming
Electrical storm.

What a gift! A doll
That perfectly looks like you
with a matching pin!

The King needs advice
a whole body dangle or
A head on a pike.

My portrait restored,
Years of attic dust and mold
Still, I look not well.

Please let the squirming
with uncontrolled writhing stop
I must take the stand.

In a starless night,
Calling out, who will hear this
Echolocation?

Mister Nuttel shook
As if he looked at a ghost
It was a squirrel.

What is with this child?
Tantrums over a few eyes
In her bowl of meat.

Serpent of this lake
Prefers the foggy mornings
to break the surface.

Oh Pandora, laugh
You will breathe freely again
With a brand new key.

Days turn into Weeks,
Weeks into months, counting years,
Leaves me here and now.

One reunion brings
Everyone together with
last rites memories.

Our golden tribute
Was not enough to make us safe
from smallpox or Spain.

Must I remind you!
Spilt liquids again? Clean up
After Mister Hyde.

After the long jam
A whole swathe of dancing fans
Decapitated

My fourth wife enjoyed
Petit fours with almond glaze
Makes her so sleepy.

A regular tide
dependable as the moon,
to a buried man.

Tiny pincers open
Reach into a fleshy cave
Known as an eardrum.

Throw the preserver !
Arms reached for the lifebuoy
As the knot untied.

Answer our prayers, Lord
Oh Mighty Creator, Here !
The Volcano roars.

Horror Haikus

Horror Haikus

Instructions enclosed:
Do not expose to Sunlight,
No crucifixes.

A full moon rises.
Prepare for the next big meal,
Fresh meat- not from cans.

Doctor, will this work?
A good fit to patch your doll?
Will it fix the eyes?

Long strands of algae.
Dragged up to rot on the beach
Almost looks human.

The window curtains
Quiver with no winds tonight,
But a winged breeze.

The Iron Maiden
Is difficult to clean well.
Starve the prisoners.

Cast your spells elsewhere
You have no power here, Witch!
Croaked an ugly frog.

The reunion ends
Glad to have seen each other
One very last time.

An iceberg ! at last!
Will provide us with fresh water,
less salty than blood.

For this modest gift,
He needs your invitation
To cross the threshold.

Earthworms are precious.
They keep soil broken and moist.
That we dig faster.

Damn these rank heathens,
No one innocent enough
To feed our angry King.

What cries ! from what beast?
Mortal heartbreak never knew
Such ungodly noise.

Beneath these floorboards
Faintly heard, much like breathing,
Or worse, a heartbeat.

At last, we are saved.
Prayers exhausted, the fog lifts,
Now we must turn back.

You ask about blood,
What tastes sweeter? What gives life?
Long delicious life.

These hills are rustic,
Old shacks, overgrown acres
Nobody, empty.

Hitchhiker, that’s odd,
I picked him up anyway
Said his name was Joe.

In one drawer: a nose,
In another drawer: a knife
On the floor: bleach stains.

Dawn. It’s time to go.
Please feed the cat, I will be
unavailable.

W4ltz

I have producedmusic and distributed it electronically since 2004 (technically, a little earlier, but officially, 2004) here’s a good place to talk about an unreleased release from tHe InTeNsIoNs : 3lectronic, which was meant for Amie Street with my other digital releases when it shut down and was shelved by Amazon. The followup album Guitarhead can be found at Bandcamp along with some EPs ( http://owlgarden.bandcamp.com) and the two previous releases, InAnimate and Black Guitar (originally sequenced on my own owlgarden production music website (archived here- you need quicktime although mobile devices will parse the mov/mp3 files >sometimes< ! http://www.owlgarden.net/intens/) , then moved to Amie Street, then moved to Noisetrade: (https://www.pastemagazine.com/noisetrade/music/intens).

There’s also “for sale” singles on Amazon and a bunch of other places (not Apple Music or Spotify) as an experiment, but soundcloud, reverbnation and tumblr are general places where owlgarden production/THEiNTENSIONS FOLKTRONICA is released, quite regularly and free to stream and download (There is very little crossover between these sites).

Here’s a track from the unreleased assemblage – 3lectronic called W4ltz:

W4ltz (2008)

Might as well See how a song posts here…

skipping stones

the water is smooth as glass
see that flat rock on the sand
pick it up it’s a real good one,
hold it in your hand

haven’t done this in a while
a little bit out of practice
the first one sinks just like a stone
that’s exactly what it is.

skipping stones
skipping stones

you bend your arm like this
special flick of the wrist
one two three four five quick skips
rippling across the surface

everything has its moment
all the tension breaks
when the surface is broken
look how the ripples radiate…..

skipping stones
skipping stones

skimming across the water
watch this one bounce
blip blip blip blip blip blip blip
i think i lost count

skipping stones
skipping stones